Let's make a deal

Mario  Venerando bleed  a.k.a  "slasher bleed "  (c) and
random green alien (c)

on planet  zruuo 


the king  and queen of  zruuo  are walking to the  throne  room   with their loyal guards


king kicks the door :-  where is she ??? where is she ??


on his throne  , slasher   the  bounty hunter   knight is sitting and eating the kings meal


mario :- man this planet 's chicken taste sucks ass


the  guards are pointing their weapons at him


king :- where is my  daughter  bounty hunter   , you said you find her

mario  :-  i did , i get her back from the freedom fighters

queen :- then where is she ??

he throws  a bag of body parts

mario :- yeah .... i killed


king :- you what !!!

queen :- shoot him !!! shoot him 


the  guards are shooting him with their lazer blaster and mario is just standing

when the smoke  cleared

mario's top armor was destroyed but his is ok , as if no one shoot him


mario  :- damn it !!! that was my favorite armor ,  i stole it from a guy


queen :- this is impossible

king :- how ??? how are you still a alive ??? what are you ???


 
mario  :- hhahahhaha am a demon you dick ?


king :- demon ???

queen :- what is a demon


king just keep  shooting at him !!!


mario  puts out his lazer blades and cutting the    Guards like paper

the king use the queen as a shield and mario   rips her a parts


mario  :- hahhahaha



king :- where are you doing this ??

mario  :- the freedom fighters made me an offer i couldn't refused   ( slashing the king like a pig ) hahhahah that feels so good


few hours later

the freedom fighters came and smiling


the leader :- finally !!! people zruuo are free from the  tyrant king ,  how could we pay you hero


mario  grabs leader and chocking him


mario  :- where is my deal  ????  give it to  me , before i put my gun in your fuck mouth and blow your brains out !!!


the freedom fighters give mario  , most of their weapons , gold  and food


mario  :- hahhaha nice hahha glad doing  business with you  ( grabs someone ) move it !!!!


the leader :- wait is that the princess , she's alive ???


mario  :- she's my bonus  she makes a good slave don't you think ???   i know cyder demon who loves young ladies in my home planet hahhahah ( walks to his ship )